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| Name: |
Oscar Mayer
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Age: |
Six years old
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| Gender: |
Male |
Breed: |
Miniature Dachshund |
| Home: |
Cape Cod, Massachusetts, USA |
Hello,
my name is Oscar Mayer. My Dad brought me home one Christmas Eve
in a big box and surprised my Mom... He said it was a holiday ham in the
box... I guess he was right. I am very mischievous, sometimes naughty,
forever hungry, and always loved. I live near the beach with my Mom and
Dad. I love to swim and dig forts. I have a toybox full of squeaky toys
and assorted balls. The first thing I do each day after a good stretch
and a pee... is pick a toy out of my box. I will use that one toy all
day and pick a new toy the next morning. I must be a lucky guy... I get
hugs and kisses all day long and my parents laugh at me all the time.
My best friend, Henry lives next door. He's a weiner, too. When My Mom
goes to work I get to go over and hang out with my friend. He's pretty
cool... but he gets a little mad when I take his toys home and put them
in my toybox. My Mom makes me bring them back. That's no fun.
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